昨晚回到寢室                                                                              

發現有異物出沒                                                                               

起初以為自己眼花                                                                               

深呼吸    上前去

                                                                               

                                                                               

哇哩咧!! 還真的有!!                                                                              

是一隻手長腳長 咖啡色的剌牙!! Huge guy!!

                                                                               

                                                                               

當時寢室只有我一個人                                                                              

心裡超害怕但又沒對象說 ><                      

只能好好地振作  拿殺蟲劑朝牠狂噴                                                                               

剛開始我們移動速度都還滿快的                                                                              

後來應該是殺蟲劑的關係 雙方都有點暈                                                                              

就 互瞪了差不多15分鐘

                                                                               

                                                                               

幸好  那時電話就在身旁                                                                              

我邊盯著敵方邊打給阿姨                                                                               

阿姨一知道我處境  就說:「你等我!」

                                                                               

                                                                               

沒多久  有腳步聲逼近                                                                               

那步伐  踩得如此堅定而又踏實                                                                              

「扣扣!」 門一開                  

出現了「左手拿剋蟑,右手拿掃把」的阿姨

  架式十足  氣勢凌人 其英雄般的出場                                                                                

 讓我頓時安心了不少                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                             

在哪裡?」 

我指了指敵方所在位置                                                                                

說時遲 那時快 阿姨瞬間移動到床上                                                                              

手持掃把朝敵方狂貓                                                                               

不到1分鐘  剌牙兄就再見了

                                                                               

                                                                               

幫我解決掉剌牙的阿姨                                                                               

丟下一句「有困難再call我」之後                                                                               

就瀟灑地回管理室了

揮揮衣袖不帶走一片雲彩...

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

竹軒阿姨  好帥氣>//////<  謝謝你~~~



P.S 這篇在NCTU_TALK版獲得好多人的推文

       謝謝大家~~



              

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  • maruko10
  • 哈哈哈!好好笑喔~<br />
    大剌牙對身經百戰的竹軒英雄來說搞不好根本是小菜一碟咧
  • 黃老師
  • 一連看了許多篇文章<br />
    嗯<br />
    我喜歡妳的敏銳<br />
    和說故事的方式<br />
    <br />
    會說故事是很重要的<br />
    真的<br />
    否則人生就太無聊了<br />
    <br />
    很棒<br />
    很棒喔
  • zling
  • to湘:<br />
    這種小菜...我不敢吃>_<<br />
    <br />
    to黃老師:<br />
    叫黃老師好不習慣 ^^"<br />
    謝謝你的留言 哈 <br />
    要常來留喔:p<br />
    <br />
    我覺得你也是個很會說故事的人 ^_^
  • iamlesss
  • 阿姨好強!
  • ALANKAYANG
  • 光想像畫面就覺得超妙的...不過喇牙不是益蟲嗎??