昨晚回到寢室                                                                              
發現有異物出沒                                                                               
起初以為自己眼花                                                                               
深呼吸    上前去
                                                                               
                                                                               
哇哩咧!! 還真的有!!                                                                              
是一隻手長腳長 咖啡色的剌牙!! Huge guy!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
當時寢室只有我一個人                                                                              
心裡超害怕但又沒對象說 ><                      
只能好好地振作  拿殺蟲劑朝牠狂噴                                                                               
剛開始我們移動速度都還滿快的                                                                              
後來應該是殺蟲劑的關係 雙方都有點暈                                                                              
就 互瞪了差不多15分鐘
                                                                               
                                                                               
幸好  那時電話就在身旁                                                                              
我邊盯著敵方邊打給阿姨                                                                               
阿姨一知道我處境  就說：「你等我！」
                                                                               
                                                                               
沒多久  有腳步聲逼近                                                                               
那步伐  踩得如此堅定而又踏實                                                                              
「扣扣！」 門一開                  
出現了「左手拿剋蟑，右手拿掃把」的阿姨
  架式十足  氣勢凌人 其英雄般的出場                                                                                
 讓我頓時安心了不少                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                             
「在哪裡？」 
我指了指敵方所在位置                                                                                
說時遲 那時快 阿姨瞬間移動到床上                                                                              
手持掃把朝敵方狂貓                                                                               
不到1分鐘  剌牙兄就再見了
                                                                               
                                                                               
幫我解決掉剌牙的阿姨                                                                               
丟下一句「有困難再call我」之後                                                                               
就瀟灑地回管理室了
揮揮衣袖不帶走一片雲彩...
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
竹軒阿姨  好帥氣>//////<  謝謝你~~~

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